untexting:

I want to have the cutest relationship with you.

(via russianfuneral-deactivated20160)

meowatmebro:

kissnecks:

knitmeapony:

My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

“Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it.”

“Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie.”

“Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone.”

yes

I would workout so hard to this

(via societymonster)

departured:

falloutbong:

dont hit men!!!!

dont him women!!!

dont hit people!!!!

unless theyre into that in which case make sure you have a safeword

(via muchinternet)